Wednesday, 4 April 2012

MY GOOGLE NAIJA A-B-C



Theory: I typed each alphabet and copied the first word that appeared beneath the Google (Nigeria) search space.
These are my results:
A= ASUU
B= BBC
C= Currency Converter
D= Daily Trust
E= Etisalat Nigeria
F= Facebook
G= Google (the Oga)
H= Hotmail
I= Internet download Manager
J= Jamb
K= KLM
L= Love (LOL, the 2nd word is Linda Ikeji)
M= MTN Nigeria
N= Nigerian Newspapers
O= Opera
P= Punch Newspaper
Q= Quick teller
R= Removal of fuel subsidy in Nigeria (LWKMD)
S= Sahara Reporters
T= Twitter
U= Udusok (WTF is that???)
V= Vanguard newspaper
W= www.yahoomail.com
X= X-factor USA
Y= Yahoo mail
Z= Zenith Bank
Now we know whose running things in Niaja – “won’t you come and sing with me…”

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

101 ways to brighten your day and make yourself feel good


03 101 ways to brighten your day
Be Happy

  1. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
  2. Hold a door open for a stranger.
  3. Invite someone to lunch.
  4. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
  5. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
  6. Bring cookies to work.
  7. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
  8. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
  9. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
  10. Call your parents.
  11. Let someone know you miss them.
  12. Treat someone to a movie.
  13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
  14. Visit a retirement center.
  15. Take a child to the zoo.
  16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.
  17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
  18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
  19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
  20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
  21. Give someone some money
  22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
  23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
  24. Invite a friend to tea.
  25. Recommend a good book to someone.
  26. Donate clothing to a charity.
  27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
  28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
  29. Give blood.
  30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.
  31. Help your neighbor with odd house jobs
  32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.
  33. Help someone with a heavy load.
  34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.
  35. Give your place in line at the store to someone who has only a few items.
  36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
  37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
  38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
  39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
  40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.
  41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
  42. Forgive a loan.
  43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.
  44. Tell someone you believe in them.
  45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
  46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
  47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.
  48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.
  49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
  50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
  51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
  52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
  53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
  54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.
  55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
  56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
  57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
  58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
  59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
  60. Invite someone to go bowling.
  61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
  62. Ask someone about their children.
  63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
  64. wash your car and the car next to yours.
  65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
  66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or small it is.
  67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.
  68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
  69. Ask an older person for their advice.
  70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.
  71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.
  72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
  73. Join a fun club
  74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.
  75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
  76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
  77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
  78. Give someone a homemade gift.
  79. Write a poem for someone.
  80. Bake some cookies for someone
  81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
  82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
  83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.
  84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.
  85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
  86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
  87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
  88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.
  89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
  90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.
  91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
  92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
  93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
  94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
  95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
  96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
  97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
  98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.
  99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.
  100. Take a child to a game.And last, but not least…
  101. Re-blog this to 10 of your favorite people!

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Reason, Season, or Lifetime


People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you figure out which one it is,
you will know what to do for each person.
Walking Away Roses Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty;
to provide you with guidance and support;
to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend, and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON,
because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it. It is real. But only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons;
things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person,
and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
— Unknown

Monday, 5 March 2012

Summer Wedding Theme

A midsummer wedding theme can be a great way to implement the beauty that summer has to offer into your big day! Colors such as yellow, pink, pale green, lilac, and other cool pastel shades, as well as lots of flowers combine to make your midsummer wedding magical! 
Location

Outdoors! Have your ceremony performed under a flower-covered altar or in a beautiful garden.  
Invites
Invitations can feature such midsummer themes as flowers, butterflies, and even fairies. Implement summery colors such as grass green, yellow, pink and even your favorite pale pastel shades.
Decor

Think flowers, flowers and more flowers. Butterflies can also be great ways to tie summer into your wedding decor.
       Flowers
Roses are perfect flowers for your midsummer wedding. Or, take advantage of all the various blooms that are at their most radiant in summer such as sunflowers, daisies, baby's breath and calla lilies, to name a few. Your florist can help you create a gorgeous, colorful summer bouquet.
Brides Attire
 
Brides can go strapless, and even short, for a midsummer wedding theme. Try open-toed sandals and wear flowers in your hair. Wear your hair up to stay cool and evoke a casual yet romantic mood.
             Grooms Attire
Match grooms accessories such as ties, cummerbunds, hankies and corsages to the pastel shades of your flowers and accessories.
Catering
Have your wedding cake created in summery pastel shades. Offer guests lots of chilled, fresh fruits such as watermelon and berries. Go for light fare such as salmon or grilled chicken. Serve mint juleps and frosty sherbet punch.
Favors
 
Cute little handheld fans are great favours for your midsummer wedding. Miniature jars of bubbles are traditional yet perfect for midsummer weddings to add a whimsical flair.

    Ideas

Bridesmaids and flower girls can look fresh and summery in floral print dresses or pastel shades in fabrics such as silk and linen. Host an ice cream bar to keep kids of all ages cool and happy in the summer sun!
 

Wednesday, 1 February 2012

ITS FEBRUARY

HAPPY NEW MONTH FROM BANGIS AFFAIRS
" A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults


MAY YOU FIND ALL THE LOVE YOU DESERVE
Love and best wishes 
Bangis <3




Friday, 13 January 2012

Think about this:


THE IRONY OF WORSHIP
 
1. Funny! How a fifty naira (N50) note looks so big when taken to the church, but so small when taken to the market.
2. Funny! How long it takes to serve ‘GOD’ for an hour, but how convenient it is to sit and watch a team play ninety (90)
minutes of football.
3. Funny! How we cannot think of anything when we pray, but don’t have difficulty in thinking of things to talk about a friend.
4. Funny! How we get thrilled when a football game goes to an extra time, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
5. Funny! How we believe what the mass media says, but question what the ‘BIBLE’ says.
6. Funny! Funny! How we can spend one (1) hour cracking jokes and gisting but can’t spend twenty (20) minutes discussing the ‘BIBLE’.
7. Funny! How we can stay awake at mid-night making ‘free night calls’, but very hard for us to study the BIBLE for an hour.
8. Very Funny! How you can pass a rumor/gossip and it is spreading like a wild fire, but when you start sharing the gospel people think twice about sharing it and doubt it.

Are you laughing? Or are you thinking? Remember what was said by ‘WILLIAMS JAMES’ 
     ‘The greatest use of both time and life is to spend it for something that outlasts It.’ 
Happy new year and GOD BLESS’’. 
"praying to be a better blogger this year- mehn! am so lazy - so help me God"

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Salary

LOL... Have a happy new month, wishing you all salary increments, 
Love and best wishes from Bangis Affairs